1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 ["Rhythm 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:26,000 Bran 3 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,000 I'm gonna put this into Kentucky. 4 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,000 Look at it now. 5 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:32,000 An old fader busy really help us. 6 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,000 I mean, the squirrels eating all our crops this way. 7 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:38,000 Well, he better take in the same money from a lone lorn woman 8 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,000 and he takes the rest of you. 9 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,000 That he succeeds in Mrs. Chimes. 10 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:44,000 Well, it's been my experience it usually does. 11 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:47,000 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 12 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,000 Most times I sell my regis means. 13 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:52,000 Well, what in the blue blazes is that kettle off? 14 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:56,000 Well, that's a Papa Gano spirit song. 15 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,000 Heathen spirits in the presence of our children. 16 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,000 You know what must be done. 17 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,000 He visited every house. 18 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:26,000 Take positions and I will start the sacred hymn. 19 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:33,000 Brother Bingham says he wishes him with that imaginary bear here. 20 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:39,000 Bing, Mr. Dobb is that bear that got rode up in the good book 21 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,000 for eating the boys that bothered the prophet of Lacham. 22 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,000 Oh. 23 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:46,000 This dog doesn't take too kindly being referred to as an imaginary bear. 24 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:49,000 I think we do better in the eyes of the Lord to suffer in humility 25 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,000 than to accept the aid of a heathen. 26 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:54,000 You would if you'd see my sergeant patch. 27 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:57,000 Well, it do seem though when the almighty sends a plague 28 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,000 you ought to rain somehow to get a shot of it. 29 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,000 You hind boys ain't got a piece of property 30 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,000 worth the almighty to play. 31 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:06,000 No, ma'am, but you never know where lightning will strike. 32 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,000 Oh! 33 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,000 Fight! 34 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,000 Oh! 35 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,000 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! 36 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,000 The one of the Browns for a friend. 37 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,000 You have to turn home in the archery. 38 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,000 You must find your home. 39 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,000 Do you know what he is up to then? 40 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,000 I think I do. 41 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,000 We visit every house. 42 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:42,000 Bangs the pub at fans. 43 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,000 Bangs in the darkness. 44 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,000 It's coming to your home. 45 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,000 You must flee. 46 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,000 You must flee. 47 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,000 The Orange one. 48 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,000 Listen you old fraud. 49 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,000 If you think I'm going to pay out good money for a show like that, you... 50 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:14,000 Sir, by tomorrow morning there won't be a squirrel left in the whole neighborhood. 51 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,000 I promise. 52 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,000 Well, how can you be sure? 53 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,000 Oh, it's this plain everyday witchcraft. 54 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:23,000 It's all calling on the Witch of Ender. Couldn't be more sacrilegious. 55 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:28,000 The only way he could get in touch with the good Samuwell. 56 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:31,000 If I recall my scripture. 57 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,000 Oh! 58 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,000 Bless me! 59 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:49,000 Daniel's boom was a man. 60 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,000 Yes, a big man. 61 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:56,000 With a knife like vinegar and a stall as a month was he. 62 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,000 Daniel's boom was a man. 63 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,000 Yes, a big man. 64 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:05,000 He was brave, he was fearless and as tough as a mighty old tree. 65 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:12,000 From the coon skin cap on the top of old band to the heel of his raw high chit. 66 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:15,000 The ripenest roar and the spindest man. 67 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:18,000 The rat he ever knew. 68 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:21,000 So Daniel's boom was a man. 69 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:24,000 Yes, a big man. 70 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:29,000 And he fought for America to make all America's free. 71 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:32,000 What a boom was a man. 72 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,000 What a boom was a man. 73 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,000 What a boom was a man. 74 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,000 What a boom was a man. 75 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,000 Oh, people of the brown screw clams. 76 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:49,000 Go in peace, very well. 77 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,000 Go in peace, so. 78 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:59,000 You rid of your plague, Mr. Cow? 79 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,000 Well, I sure pray that it is. 80 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,000 You've seen the result of the Mars orchard. 81 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,000 Well, I wash my hands of it. 82 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,000 I'll be right with you, love. 83 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,000 Here you are. 84 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:13,000 What's that, Mr. Dob? 85 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:17,000 Yeah, yeah, my sentiments exactly. 86 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,000 What's Mr. Dob's opinion? 87 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:26,000 Well, Mr. Dob says that if the Lord made us all in his own image that some of us has slipped a little bit. 88 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:29,000 We're going to your house now. 89 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:32,000 There wasn't no sound she lived in the sky. 90 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,000 There wasn't no sound she lived in the sky. 91 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,000 Three little pinkies had she. 92 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:40,000 She went around going on, going on, going on. 93 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,000 And the little ones went, we, we, oh! 94 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:46,000 Three little pigs, three little pigs, three little pigs had we. 95 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:50,000 They all went down to the grocery shop for the season. 96 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,000 Dan? 97 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,000 Dan, are you going to tell him? 98 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,000 Yes, he doesn't talk any other about it. 99 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,000 Well, it's for his own sake. 100 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,000 Pretty, huh? 101 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,000 Well, I'd say it's a we might more on the philosophical side. 102 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,000 About to do your orchard, Pop. 103 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,000 Want to come and watch? 104 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,000 Oh, thank you. 105 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,000 I don't want you boys run along. 106 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,000 I'd like to have a talk with Prater. 107 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:37,000 It's all right to go along, because he's a secret to the jerky. 108 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,000 Oh, Mr. Dob will be glad to go along with him. 109 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,000 Would you, Mr. Dob? 110 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,000 Yes. 111 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,000 Come on. 112 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,000 Well... 113 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,000 Well... 114 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:53,000 I suppose now that you're going to tell me that you've never seen anything like this before. 115 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:56,000 Well, Prater, I remember when I was living with the Indians. 116 00:06:56,000 --> 00:07:00,000 After the squalls used to keep the deer out of their corn fields. 117 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,000 Without any fences. 118 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,000 Mm. 119 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,000 Yeah! 120 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:08,000 One of nature's lovely mysteries. 121 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:11,000 Conversations smelled instead of herd. 122 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:18,000 Nobody's found out quite how it works yet, but every living creature, they've got the hang of it. 123 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,000 Animals and birds and fish. 124 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:27,000 Thus, too, it would be, my guess, except when we took up words, I think that we messed ourselves up there. 125 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,000 But wild things! 126 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:34,000 They make welcome to their friends and they warn away their enemies. 127 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:37,000 I'm cat must to scare away ground squirts. 128 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:45,000 Them little varmints gets one whiff of it, and they say to themselves, if that devil is a scratching at RandS, we better set sail for New America. 129 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:49,000 Well, I just hope they don't push you on board their boat. 130 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,000 Bye, Mrs. Grace. 131 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,000 Mrs. Grace. 132 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,000 Not the only one you've offended with your fall roll. 133 00:07:55,000 --> 00:08:03,000 If you just do away with the pretty part and mark the burrows with a pair of overalls, I can unoffend them like scat. 134 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:07,000 Civilization comes creeping in and tolerance just doesn't keep a pace with it. 135 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:10,000 Dannity, you know what? Just come across my mind. 136 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,000 Committee of correspondence. 137 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:15,000 Committee of correspondence days. 138 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:18,000 You've full-minton revolution up and down the land. 139 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:23,000 The king's been hallowed after you, and you enjoy in yourself. 140 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:28,000 Now, who would ever thought that you'd turn out to be the cautious one? 141 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:35,000 At the same time, I hold your opinion high, and there's just one thing I'd like to have you straighten out for me. 142 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:40,000 Them Indian women keeping their corn free of the deer. 143 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:43,000 Now, just how'd they go about that? 144 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,000 Well, they... 145 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,000 Prater Breezy, you're plum-sneaky. 146 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:53,000 Now, who am I to say whether it was the red paint or the dancing that did it? 147 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:57,000 To say nothing and missing all the enjoyment. 148 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:02,000 Ah, not to mention the boys' learned respect for other people's ways. 149 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:06,000 They didn't have a little of it rubbed off on their elders. 150 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:12,000 Now, there speaks to the rum of scallions, and I know and take pride in. 151 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:15,000 I'll be with you in a minute, ladies. Just come on in. Look around. 152 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,000 You might find something you want. 153 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:20,000 We are calling on you as the magistrate. 154 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,000 No, say. 155 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:25,000 You mind just step away from the judges bench? 156 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,000 No. 157 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,000 You're not going to be a judge. 158 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,000 You're not going to be a judge. 159 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,000 You're not going to be a judge. 160 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,000 You're not going to be a judge. 161 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,000 You're not going to be a judge. 162 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,000 You're not going to be a judge. 163 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:42,000 You mind just step away from the judges bench. 164 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,000 More sure grandchildren are going to have to wait. 165 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,000 Now, Mrs. Grays? 166 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,000 What? 167 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,000 Miss Creatt? 168 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,000 Are you charging? 169 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,000 Prater Beasley. 170 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,000 Prater Beasley? 171 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,000 Prater Beasley. 172 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:56,000 The same Prater Beasley that just rid your homestead of a plague of squirrels. 173 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,000 You didn't see how he did it. 174 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000 We did. First time, Lease Waze. 175 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:04,000 It was pure blasphemy, and it involved innocent children. 176 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000 You know, that's what Binghame means to say. 177 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:09,000 Now, you mind just just tend to your swelling. 178 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:16,000 Now, Mrs. Grays, I am a little weak on law, but a bull ox on equity. 179 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:19,000 Now, that's a platform I run and was elected on. 180 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:23,000 Now, when a man is done, you good, and you want him locked up because you don't like the 181 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:27,000 dudsy done it in, or who he chose to help him out, I just can't go along with you women. 182 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,000 You mean you don't want to? 183 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,000 Want to. 184 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:35,000 I've been magistrate for three weeks, and all I've had out of it is to make Mrs. Jones a widow. 185 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:38,000 Is her poor husband dead at last? 186 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:42,000 He has been gone the past seven years and not a peep out of him. 187 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,000 Oh, can't say a blame on that woman's a terror. 188 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:48,000 Mr. Hines for shame. What happens to the farm? 189 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,000 It's hers. 190 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,000 Mrs. Jones? 191 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:54,000 Widow Jones, poor deer. 192 00:10:54,000 --> 00:11:00,000 In 30 days, she puts a stone up in the churchyard, and everything he had is hers. 193 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:04,000 Come on, ass. Can we finish yet? 194 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:08,000 Now you are, come on. 195 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:12,000 Well, that'll clear some of the air around here. 196 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,000 Is she ordered the black for her morning? 197 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,000 Nope. 198 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:18,000 And there's one widow I don't expect to sell her none. 199 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:22,000 She's probably so overcome with grief she's forgotten the proprietors, poor thing. 200 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:25,000 We'll go and call on her. 201 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,000 You drunk up half my room. 202 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:31,000 What's that gelling rum to a man on the point of becoming rich? 203 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,000 Shh. 204 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,000 Hmm? 205 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:40,000 Remember when I said the other day, lightning is striking, we'd have fields and places like everybody else? 206 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,000 What's happened? 207 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,000 The widow Jones is a rich widow. 208 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:46,000 She's going to need a man to protect her. 209 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,000 You going to marry her? 210 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,000 Ha ha ha ha. 211 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:55,000 Yes, when the good lord handed out the brains in our family, he sure did pass you by. 212 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:58,000 When he fooled, consider a born husband. 213 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:03,000 You listen here, mom always said, look, I'll be right beside you to advise you and help you. 214 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:06,000 And we'll share just like we always had. 215 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,000 Huh? 216 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,000 Come on. 217 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:12,000 We got the inside track, you know, when it went squeezing in a head, I was like, what's that? 218 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,000 Oh, come on! 219 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,000 Come on, come on! 220 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,000 What do I do? 221 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,000 You wrap up the door. 222 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,000 She opens the door and says, come in. 223 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000 Yeah, what does she go? 224 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000 You go in anyway, come on. 225 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:04,000 Here, give or tease. 226 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,000 Women like them when they're getting corded. 227 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:11,000 Look, as soon as you're inside, you shut the door. 228 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:17,000 Then you put your arms around her like this and tell her that you've come to woo. 229 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,000 Or Sunday coach kind of died. 230 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:23,000 That's the way it's supposed to be when you're dressed up, not gone. 231 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,000 Why are you going to be? 232 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,000 I'll be right here till you get inside. 233 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:39,000 And I think I'll take a walk down to the barn and look over our new livestock. 234 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,000 Oh, go on. 235 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,000 Hey, come on. 236 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,000 Megan, I'm right here. 237 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,000 Don't be scared. 238 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,000 Nars, open! 239 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,000 You can't come to me! 240 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,000 And stay out! 241 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,000 You want more Sunday coop? 242 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,000 You didn't do what I told you. 243 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,000 I did too, too. 244 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:45,000 She just don't cut into being rude, not by me. 245 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,000 Now what are we going to do? 246 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,000 You don't remember anything, do you? 247 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,000 Some things I do, baby? 248 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:56,000 You remember Prater Beasley, witching them ground squirrels? 249 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,000 You think he could witch her? 250 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,000 Witchery is witchery. 251 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,000 That's what Mom always said. 252 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,000 And that's what you and me is going to do. 253 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,000 Come on. 254 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:13,000 You're the plow, rock the plow, plow, plow, plow, plow. 255 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,000 Ah! 256 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,000 Get your mother's, keep you home, boys. 257 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,000 I guess not. 258 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000 Be careful there, don't step on Mr. Dobb. 259 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,000 Where is he? 260 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,000 He's around the whiskey still. 261 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,000 That's what keeps us so shiny. 262 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,000 Mr. Dobb, why don't you just come, come on. 263 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000 Come along and give me that's right. 264 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,000 Come up here and get next to the fire and get warm. 265 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,000 Well, welcome, boys. 266 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,000 Nice to have you, my bold. 267 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,000 What are you cooking? 268 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000 Have a taste. 269 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:54,000 That's Roshafee, according to the recipe of Breon Savaree, in case you know who he is. 270 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,000 I don't. 271 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:59,000 The Shakespeare of the Cooking Putt, they call him, and they call him right. 272 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,000 And maybe his acquaintance when he came here all the way from France to France. 273 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000 American Wild Turkey. 274 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000 You know everybody, don't you? 275 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:10,000 Well, between Mr. Dobb and me, it's more or less. 276 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:13,000 George Washington, just a nod and asked his help. 277 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000 Patrick Henry, what? 278 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,000 They're the best of acquaintance. 279 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000 Second best, maybe third. 280 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,000 Hey, what's that? 281 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,000 It's an Indian nose flute. 282 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,000 Would you like to play it? 283 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,000 Wow. 284 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,000 Because, don't step on Mr. Dobb. 285 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,000 Try it. 286 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,000 No, no, no, that's not the way. 287 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,000 It's... 288 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,000 It's an acquired taste unless you're Indian-born, which you were not. 289 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:37,000 Here's something a little more fitting for your education. 290 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000 Tell the one about our poly. 291 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,000 What's up, Mr. Dobb? 292 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:47,000 Mr. Dobb says, if I continue to scandalize you young and with unexpected things, I'm going to 293 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:52,000 be able to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get 294 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:57,000 you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you 295 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:01,000 to get you to get you to get you to get you behaviour wasignable- prognibility on him 296 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:11,000 nothing 297 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:14,000 why not have so many flowers? 298 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:18,000 Because they would be screaming in the light of this man. 299 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,000 So through my community. 300 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:28,000 and years ago and there's nothing in this world I do not know. 301 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:36,000 I saw Peter Paul in Moses playin' ring around the roses and Mr. Dob will eat the man who 302 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:40,000 says it isn't so. 303 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:50,000 I taught Solomon to say his ABC, showed Daniel Boone the road to Kain Ducky and while floating 304 00:17:50,000 --> 00:18:00,000 down the bay with George Washington one day I happened all but was a lot to say. 305 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:05,000 The good queen best she fell in love with me. 306 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:14,000 She wanted to with me secretly but being a king was never, never the spares desire so 307 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:19,000 I jolly'd her along a little while. 308 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:29,000 I was born about ten thousand years ago and there's not a thing in history I don't know. 309 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:37,000 I saw Peter Paul in Moses playin' ring around the roses. 310 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000 Alright, are we join ya? 311 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,000 The more the merrier. 312 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,000 The older stuff magic. 313 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:56,000 Well, there's a lot of magic in everything even bein' alive. 314 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000 What'd I tell ya? 315 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,000 What's up Mike do for ya? 316 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,000 Well now maybe you can and maybe you can. 317 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000 It's private. 318 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:09,000 We're pretty busy to help our elders. 319 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:14,000 Well uh, the fact is Brother S is gettin' himself married. 320 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000 To the Witty Jones. 321 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:19,000 No, she's not officially a widow yet is she? 322 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,000 Close enough for gettin' moved. 323 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,000 Well, if she says so I guess it's alright. 324 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,000 Well there I see now. 325 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000 There you put your finger on the rug. 326 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,000 Oh you mean she says no? 327 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,000 She don't quite know our intentions yet in full. 328 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000 She throw'd me out when I smooch'd her. 329 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:40,000 There ain't nothin' funny in that she played hard with her Sunday coat. 330 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,000 That's why we need the hex. 331 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,000 What? 332 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000 To win her farm and affections. 333 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000 Oh you mean a love filter. 334 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000 And that's it potion. 335 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:52,000 I'm afraid that's a little out of my line. 336 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,000 With all this stuff and the way you magic them ground squirrels. 337 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000 Now listen here Prater Beasley. 338 00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:01,000 I've heard you say with these two ears how Patrick Henry come to you when he was courtin' 339 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,000 his Sarah. 340 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000 Now is that the truth or will you just lie? 341 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:10,000 Well if it wasn't for Prater Beasley, Patrick Henry'd be a Lord Bachelor today. 342 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,000 Well then? 343 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,000 Well this is not exactly Patrick Henry now. 344 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,000 Oh you mean cause you think we're poor? 345 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,000 Show him baby. 346 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,000 Yeah. 347 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000 Does this look like cap in hand? 348 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,000 Are we comin' us beggars? 349 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:27,000 Well I must warn you sometimes this stuff kicks back. 350 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,000 Kick back, how? 351 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,000 Oh he's just tryin' to scare us off. 352 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000 You can't scare us Prater Beasley. 353 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000 That's Heinz, it's her like iron. 354 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:38,000 And you just get in there and mix up that potion. 355 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000 Very well. 356 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000 Mr. Bennett. 357 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,000 Look at all that stuff. 358 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000 How do I make it work? 359 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,000 Well. 360 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:13,000 There's three drops in her tea and then you sit with her after she drinks it. 361 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:24,000 Twenty-nine straight evenings that is until Mr. Jones's tombstone is ready to be put up 362 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000 in the church yard. 363 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,000 What does she don't let me? 364 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000 She'll have drunk that potion wouldn't she? 365 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000 She can't help herself. 366 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,000 Is that gonna be like Patrick Henry's? 367 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000 You're a different man. 368 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000 But you guarantee it'll work huh? 369 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:47,000 Well that's up to you. 370 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,000 Slip up one evening and... 371 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:54,000 You'd have better never started it. 372 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000 Now we'll do our part alright. 373 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000 You just take care of her and we'll have no troubles. 374 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,000 Be very careful with it. 375 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,000 Take it. 376 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000 Here you are. 377 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000 It's on the house. 378 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000 Oh hey that's real neighborly. 379 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,000 Neighborly? 380 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000 It wasn't for me, it never would be rich. 381 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,000 Don't you remember if the witch ain't paid the potion ain't any good? 382 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000 We learned that from our mama. 383 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,000 Here you are. 384 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,000 Come on. 385 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,000 Now you dare put no hacks on us. 386 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:39,000 Do you think that'll really work? 387 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,000 Well I'll tell you Israel. 388 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:50,000 If the witter Jones allows us Heinz to sit with her for 29 straight evenings in a row, 389 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,000 I'll be a little scared of my own medicine. 390 00:22:53,000 --> 00:23:00,000 That I said queen best goodbye no matter how you person cry. 391 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:04,000 I'm on my way to Kentucky. 392 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:09,000 I was born a hundred thousand years ago. 393 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:13,000 And there's nothing in this world I do not know. 394 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:18,000 I saw Peter Paul in Moses playin ring around the roses 395 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:23,000 and I'll shoot them and this is it isn't so. 396 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000 Put that in your pocket you want her to see it. 397 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,000 How do I get it into her teapot? 398 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,000 When she ain't lookin' what do I say to her this time? 399 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000 We'll spy on her again. 400 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,000 Glory be she ain't home. 401 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,000 How do I woo her? 402 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,000 You sneak in and sneak the potion into her teapot. 403 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,000 Well what if she comes back? 404 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,000 I'll give you a signal and you flip out the window before she comes in the door. 405 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,000 Now go on I'm watchin' out for you. 406 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,000 That's off my boots woman. 407 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,000 Give me a mug of cider from the cake. 408 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000 Yes she comin'. 409 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:42,000 Hurry up with that potion. 410 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,000 What? 411 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000 Oh my good lord. 412 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:06,000 I forgot to flip out the window. 413 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000 I ain't even seen one of you. 414 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000 Just an unique time. 415 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000 I'm not gonna do it. 416 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,000 I'm not gonna do it. 417 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,000 I'm not gonna do it. 418 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,000 I'm not gonna do it. 419 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,000 I'm not gonna do it. 420 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,000 I'm not gonna do it. 421 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,000 I'm not gonna do it. 422 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,000 I'm not gonna do it. 423 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,000 I'm not gonna do it. 424 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,000 I'm not gonna do it. 425 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,000 I'm not gonna do it. 426 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,000 I'm not gonna do it. 427 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,000 I'm not gonna do it. 428 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,000 I'm not gonna do it. 429 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,000 I'm not gonna do it. 430 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,000 I'm not gonna do it. 431 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,000 I'm not gonna do it. 432 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,000 I'm not gonna do it. 433 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,000 I'm not gonna do it. 434 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,000 I'm not gonna do it. 435 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,000 I'm not gonna do it. 436 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,000 I'm not gonna do it. 437 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,000 I'm not gonna do it. 438 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,000 I'm not gonna do it. 439 00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,000 She's drinking that. 440 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:04,000 I'm doing too late potion in the key pot. 441 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,000 Oh, the banner! 442 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:09,000 Now you don't have to mess with no flowers. 443 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,000 Go on! 444 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,000 Go on. 445 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,000 You! 446 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000 No! 447 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:33,000 Come on in. 448 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:56,000 You look like a husky young feller. 449 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000 I'll scare a shade better. 450 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000 I don't know why they couldn't pull his weight in the traces. 451 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000 I don't mind what people say about you. 452 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000 The farm gets me's gonna get a pearl. 453 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,000 I don't mind neither. 454 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,000 What's happened is the wall of my wells caved in. 455 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,000 Well, I caught on our Sunday coat. 456 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:15,000 And if it ain't dug out tonight, my critters will go dry in the morning, leaving me a poor woman. 457 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,000 That's terrible awful. 458 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,000 The tools are leaning right outside. You can leave your Sunday coat in here to your death. 459 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000 No, I have to come back for it. 460 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000 Wait a minute. How much do you think you're gonna get out of me? 461 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,000 That is for a sorrowful, near-breathed woman. 462 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000 Oh, dang, money I want out of it. 463 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:32,000 What blazes do you want? 464 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:38,000 Well, I want to sit here and drink tea with you for the next 29th, straight nights. 465 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:43,000 Oh, yes. That's the cheapest well I ever got dug out. 466 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:46,000 You can sit here and drink tea with your founder. 467 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000 Hey! 468 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000 Hey! 469 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000 Greater Beasley, you aren't devil. 470 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,000 Wedding bells, bring out. 471 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,000 What was that? 472 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,000 I just said... 473 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,000 You dogged if I can figure you out. 474 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,000 You want another splash? 475 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,000 Oh, I guess. Thanks. 476 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:38,000 I intend to talk to Cincinnati. 477 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000 What Cincinnati's got to do with it? 478 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,000 So, a tea like this, it tastes like I've never seen China. 479 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:47,000 Mine tastes like it's seen China. We're drinking out the same pot. 480 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:51,000 It's worse than I thought. 481 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:57,000 No, I was just deep in thought and a tea run down my Sunday throat. 482 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,000 You was deep in what? 483 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,000 Thought, ma'am. 484 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:04,000 As sure as I sit in there, I thought the wood pile is running off alone. 485 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:09,000 You getting ready to cook a big meal with no more wood and a jackrabbit. 486 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:21,000 Hey, watch where you're throwing our wood, will ya? 487 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000 Brother Bingham, I'm worried. 488 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000 Now, what do you find a word here? 489 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,000 Well, look, the sweat on my brow. Now, it doesn't work up a blister. 490 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,000 Well, when the wood asks, you got to do for the time being anyway. 491 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:36,000 That's it. She didn't ask. I just opened my mouth and offered it. 492 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000 You know, Brother Bingham? 493 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,000 I think that potion's working on me at the same time. 494 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,000 Oh, that's a plain impossible. 495 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,000 You would drink now the same tea pot, ain't we? 496 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000 Did the witch lay a hat on you? 497 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,000 I don't want that I know anyhow. 498 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,000 The witch don't lay a hat on you. The potion can't harm you. 499 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,000 Now, you ought to know that, but now? 500 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,000 I'm still sweating like a horse. 501 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,000 Woeing fever, we call it. 502 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000 Never last past Wet n Bells. 503 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:09,000 Tonight's the night, you pop her to the question, and tomorrow morning, 504 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:13,000 all you want to do is just sit around and rock and get weighted on. 505 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,000 relaxed cone. 506 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:37,000 Blow the 507 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:41,000 dow willing 508 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,000 to see my gatewayolin. 509 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000 Oh no! 510 00:30:49,000 --> 00:31:05,000 Black Gum, oh, oh, oh... 511 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,000 I'll never forget. 512 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,000 Now they'll stop being what they are and become medicine. 513 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:14,000 You know, I thought about becoming a doctor. 514 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:17,000 Most of that I had to go to Yale College. 515 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,000 Yale College? 516 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,000 That's a good place, but they go a little bit. 517 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,000 I'm not a doctor. 518 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000 I'm a doctor. 519 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000 I'm a doctor. 520 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,000 I'm a doctor. 521 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,000 I'm a doctor. 522 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000 I'm a doctor. 523 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:37,000 That's a good place, but they go a little bit too much for the book. 524 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:40,000 That's how you're supposed to learn. 525 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:43,000 Well, Mr. Dobbs says that you learn by living. 526 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,000 And the more you live, the more you learn. 527 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:51,000 But the way you really learn is by looking and questioning 528 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:56,000 and doubting everything that man has said is the gospel truth. 529 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:59,000 No matter who he is, that's Mr. Dobbs. 530 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000 I'd expect you to. 531 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:05,000 You hear that? He admits his expectness. 532 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:08,000 About a month ago I gave you a love filter. 533 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000 Just a month and you know it. 534 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000 Give it, while you all scour your soul to us. 535 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,000 And don't try and lie out of it in front of this child. 536 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,000 You said Patrick Henry come to you when he's caught in his sarah. 537 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,000 Well, you don't even know the man. 538 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000 Dr. Henry's as close as acquaintance. 539 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000 Now how do you know that? 540 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,000 Because Prater Beasley said... 541 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,000 No matter who they are, as Mr. Dobbs says. 542 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000 Because Prater Beasley knows his favorite song. 543 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,000 For tonight will Mary Mary be. 544 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,000 For tonight will Mary Mary be. 545 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,000 For tonight will Mary Mary be. 546 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,000 Tomorrow will be sober. 547 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,000 Do you hear that? 548 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:46,000 But Daniel Boone lets his own flesh and blood be taught. 549 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000 You're heading for bad trouble, boy, 550 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,000 associating with this here, witch. 551 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,000 And at witch gonna be in bad trouble, we don't get our money back. 552 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:56,000 We turned the filter and the money is yours. 553 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,000 You know we can't do that. 554 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,000 We can't do that. I put it in the widow's tea. 555 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,000 All of it? 556 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,000 And three drops every night, then I sat with her. 557 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000 Except one time I put too much in by mistake. 558 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000 I sat with her for 29 straight nights. 559 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,000 Your power is greater than you thought. 560 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000 Yes. 561 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000 If you succeeded in doing that, 562 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:17,000 well you ought to ask for her hand. 563 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,000 She ain't got no hands. She ain't a widow anymore. 564 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000 What did you got what you paid for? 565 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,000 Not s. That's what we've been trying to tell you. 566 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000 I mean, last night I put on her Sunday coat 567 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000 and I washed from head to toe to pop the question. 568 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000 And I went up and I knocked on her door. 569 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000 My mouth all smooched up for a kiss. 570 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000 And who should open the door but Jones? 571 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000 Mr. Jones? He couldn't. 572 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:39,000 His head son's going off in the church yard tomorrow. 573 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000 Says he was prisoner to the Indian for the past seven years. 574 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,000 Of course, you don't believe a word of it. 575 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:46,000 Neither do we. That woman's got a tongue like a razor. 576 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:49,000 A nomad could stand up to that for a full life. 577 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:54,000 Ain't that nonsense? 578 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:02,000 Welcome touule alone. 579 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:05,000 There's nae Dar mintire that goes south 580 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:08,000 to the town ofrov hundred years. 581 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,000 No way! 582 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,000 Is it a joke? 583 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,000 It's beholden tocar ebdDavid. 584 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:16,000 I believe it's a joke after my guy. 585 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000 I agree, back to life. 586 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,000 What's that, Mr. Dobb? 587 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,000 Oh, Mr. Dobb. 588 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,000 He likens me to the prophet Elijah, 589 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,000 restoring the widow's son to life. 590 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000 Jones wasn't dead. 591 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000 Well, even if he was, he was our money. 592 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:34,000 Well, why don't you collect from him? 593 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,000 Well, from Jones? 594 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000 Now, you said he raped the benefits. 595 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000 Well, yeah, come to think of it. 596 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:39,000 He went out. 597 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,000 Ain't it enough? 598 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:44,000 He hacked us, doing him twist your mind as well. 599 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,000 Now, look here. 600 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,000 I was a share in that fortune, and I'm holding you 601 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,000 responsive. 602 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,000 And Boosboro's got to magistrate these days. 603 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,000 And what good's that going to do us? 604 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:56,000 Old Cincinnati's wouldn't even hail him up for Mrs. Grace. 605 00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:00,000 Ending a plague of grounds, world, is not against the law. 606 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000 You have a cheat in his. 607 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:05,000 Against the law and equity as well. 608 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,000 You hear that? 609 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000 He admits it. 610 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,000 We got him. 611 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,000 What made him agree with us? 612 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000 He's got some good, good, lovey sleep. 613 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,000 Now, he ain't. 614 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000 He hacked us after we paid him. 615 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,000 Now, that's against the witch's book. 616 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,000 That puts him in our power. 617 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000 We're going to hail you in a court. 618 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:22,000 Now, you rude today. 619 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000 You've started the Heinz's. 620 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,000 Boosboro! 621 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,000 You're going to go. 622 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,000 You're going to go. 623 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,000 You gave them the idea. 624 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,000 Well, that's why we fought the revolution. 625 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,000 What, so those dittlers can make you look like they're criminal? 626 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:41,000 No, so every man can have his day in court 627 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000 and disputes between Americans. 628 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000 Be settled according to the evidence. 629 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000 Mrs. Grace, you're going to kick up her heels 630 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:51,000 into the jig when she hears about this. 631 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000 Don't think they can win, do you? 632 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:56,000 Well, as we're going to tell you, 633 00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:00,000 Mr. Dobber, remember Socrates, sentenced to the hemlock. 634 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,000 And so long the law giver being kicked out of Athens 635 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:06,000 into exile to say nothing at some Latter-day events, 636 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,000 which was an embarrassed me to mention. 637 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:13,000 Now, Mr. Dobber's believes that Boosboro's first trial 638 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:18,000 will be a great experiment in law and equity at the inside. 639 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,000 Crime and Italy. 640 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,000 There wasn't no silence. 641 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,000 Dipped in the sky and three little figures had she. 642 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,000 She waddled around going, going, going, going. 643 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,000 And it all being music in a time like this. 644 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,000 Don't bite him, Mr. Dobber. 645 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,000 Not on the first day of court. 646 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,000 Don't worry, Mr. Himes. 647 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000 Justice will triumph. 648 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:49,000 I wish I could be sure that Mrs. Grace. 649 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:52,000 He'll get his comeuppance. 650 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,000 Come on, Dad! 651 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,000 I'll move it. 652 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,000 I'll move it. 653 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,000 Up to the desk. 654 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,000 Out. 655 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,000 Hang in. 656 00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,000 Yes, sir. 657 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,000 All right, this court is now open for business. 658 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:17,000 Now, as you know, doubt, remember from my campaign, 659 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,000 I am a little weak on law. 660 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000 But you're a bull ox on equity. 661 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000 Yay! 662 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000 Excuse me, Simpson. 663 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,000 I mean your honor. 664 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,000 However, I have been studying up on the law as such, 665 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:33,000 and I have made a few important points. 666 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,000 The first point being that you have your choice. 667 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:40,000 Now, you can be tried by me or by jury of 12 Goodman and Truth. 668 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,000 More great, he'll be one. 669 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000 Dan, I'll, uh, you're a legislator. 670 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,000 What? 671 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000 The, uh, defense has a right to choose. 672 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,000 Yes. 673 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,000 The defense has a right to choose, 674 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000 and that's as it ought to be. 675 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:57,000 Your honor, I trust your equity and your fairness, 676 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,000 so I'll be tried by you. 677 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:02,000 Thank you, and I will do my level best to be fair for all 678 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,000 concerned. 679 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,000 Now, point number two. 680 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,000 You all have the right to be spoke for by real lawyers. 681 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:10,000 Even though there ain't a real lawyer this side of Lexington. 682 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000 Well, we don't need no lawyer to tell us. 683 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,000 Help! 684 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,000 Your honor, I'll plead my own case. 685 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:22,000 Well, we can get right down to the knob. 686 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000 Mr. Clark? 687 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:24,000 Promise. 688 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000 Thank you. 689 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:29,000 Now, this is the case of Prater Bisley. 690 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:32,000 He's being sued for cheating and otherwise 691 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,000 for an egg alone. 692 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,000 S. Heinz must be what this means to say. 693 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:39,000 That's Bingin Heinz at Al. 694 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,000 That's what it says here, but it don't fit the case. 695 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000 Well, it'll come out in the testimony. 696 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:46,000 Oh, I nearly hope it's fit for ladies' ears. 697 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:52,000 All right, Prater Bisley, I want to speak up for your side. 698 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:57,000 I yield to my accuser, Your Honor. 699 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,000 Ain't nothing else you can do down 700 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:03,000 being stomped by his familiars out of their own book. 701 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:08,000 All right, speak up ass and Bingin, I suppose. 702 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,000 Why are you suing him? 703 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,000 We fraudited us. 704 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,000 Well, in what way? 705 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,000 Well, you know, in what way, you've heard all the talk around. 706 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:19,000 I want to hear you talk. 707 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:23,000 In mixed company, the law says open trial. 708 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000 The law says open trial. 709 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:28,000 Well, I say the law ain't very delicate. 710 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000 Speak up ass. 711 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000 Well, if I got to it, I guess I got to. 712 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:36,000 Well, me and Bingin, we was thinking about the little widow 713 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,000 Jones. 714 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:40,000 Well, she was going to be a widow anyway. 715 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:43,000 We got to thinking that she needed a man to protect her. 716 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,000 To protect me? 717 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,000 Why am I up the floor with man? 718 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,000 Ask Jones. 719 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,000 There. 720 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:52,000 All right. 721 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000 Go on, ass. 722 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000 Well, we figured since everybody else around here 723 00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:00,000 has already got a farm, we thought it might as well be us. 724 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,000 The tour of you? 725 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,000 Well, that wouldn't be respectable. 726 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,000 And then, Brader, he sold us the filter. 727 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,000 The what? 728 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,000 I could give Patrick Henry to get his Sarah 729 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000 to fall in love with him. 730 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:15,000 Is that what he told you? 731 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000 Well, yes and no. 732 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,000 Well, he didn't say it exactly. 733 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,000 And you let him believe it. 734 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:24,000 Ours was three drops in her T. And then poor Es here 735 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000 had to set with her after she drunk it. 736 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,000 Night after night. 737 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,000 It had my work cut off when we just 738 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,000 get her to let me stay. 739 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:33,000 Even though I did dig out her well. 740 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,000 You was a nuisance. 741 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,000 Well, he got the potion down, you didn't he? 742 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000 And then she wouldn't marry me. 743 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,000 Jones come home. 744 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000 He's sitting right there alongside of it. 745 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000 Well, that's why we want our money back. 746 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:47,000 Along with what I lost by her not going through at the wedding. 747 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,000 You lost? 748 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,000 He was the share in the fortune. 749 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,000 Oh, he was, was he? 750 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,000 I put up the witch money. 751 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000 No! 752 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,000 All right. 753 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:01,000 Let's have a quiet in here. 754 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:05,000 Rita Beasley, say your say. 755 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:09,000 Well, your honor, I think it's already been a sad. 756 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,000 You have no argument? 757 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:14,000 Well, I'd like to move for acquittal on the evidence. 758 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,000 Well, from the point of view of evidence, 759 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,000 I'm tempted to agree. 760 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:20,000 Oh, injustice! 761 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,000 Mrs. Grace, sit down. 762 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:26,000 Now, evidence is one thing. 763 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:31,000 But from the point of view of equity and justice, 764 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:35,000 Rita Beasley, I am ashamed of you. 765 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:38,000 You're the smartest man around here by a running mile. 766 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:41,000 You read books and you think philosophy, 767 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000 and the young ones don't own spite of it. 768 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,000 But you ain't got no more responsibility than a polecat. 769 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:49,000 You play a thumple rig on the superstition 770 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,000 of these diddlers for your private amusement. 771 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:55,000 Now, just a minute about that. 772 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:59,000 Judge, I take my hat off to you. 773 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:02,000 I am going upstairs and razzle with this decision 774 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:05,000 till equity throws me. 775 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,000 This court is adjourned till I get back. 776 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,000 What's he got the razzle on? 777 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,000 We're getting the straight facts. 778 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:26,000 I thought we had to case one when he admitted we had equity. 779 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,000 Equity? 780 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,000 Equity. 781 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,000 That's just talk. 782 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,000 That whole crowd sent the hoot. 783 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000 He had a miracle, oh, man. 784 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000 If we had enough money left, we'd get Prater Measy 785 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000 to work up one for us. 786 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:40,000 Just let me think, will you? 787 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:46,000 How long can it take that man to arrive at a simple fact? 788 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000 Well, he and I find it that simple. 789 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000 Mrs. Boone? 790 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:53,000 Mrs. Boone, you are a woman. 791 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,000 We all should take a warning. 792 00:42:56,000 --> 00:43:01,000 Seven great towns in Greece till said, claimed Homer's birth 793 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:07,000 when he was dead, through which alive he begged his bread. 794 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,000 Oh. 795 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:16,000 We could just walk out and leave him high and dry. 796 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:19,000 Now, what good would that do us? 797 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,000 Huh? 798 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,000 Gentlemen? 799 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,000 Do you know where I can find Dan Boone? 800 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:31,000 Oh, he lives out there someplace. 801 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,000 Oh, and he isn't at home. 802 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,000 I thought he might have come down to the fort. 803 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000 Well, I can knock on doors. 804 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000 Somebody may know. 805 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,000 Here. 806 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,000 We ain't buying nothing. 807 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,000 Oh, they're free. 808 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,000 I'm running for Congress. 809 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,000 As long as they don't cost. 810 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000 Patrick Henry. 811 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000 Hey, you really him? 812 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000 Yes, I really am. 813 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000 You can tell him, after all. 814 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000 We got our miracle, you old. 815 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:05,000 How do you suppose a man of Patrick Henry's promise is going to feel 816 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,000 when he finds out an old wound he claims he couldn't make hay 817 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,000 with his own sweetheart without a witchery? 818 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,000 Patrick Henry's going to be mad as hot. 819 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,000 You're going to be mad as hot. 820 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000 I am done, Ress one, with my decision. 821 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000 And I half wish I'd lost. 822 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,000 Justice does try him. 823 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000 I will be done. 824 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000 He's hot. 825 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000 Just like sacrifice. 826 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,000 You great apples. 827 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,000 Well, not quite, son. 828 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,000 Watch your shoulders. 829 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,000 Sit down next to him. 830 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000 Well, your hinders are not yet in court, your honor. 831 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000 Thank you, Mr. Cluck. 832 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,000 Court's in session. 833 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000 Now, let's have some order here. 834 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,000 Hold on. 835 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,000 What? 836 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,000 Hold back your decision. 837 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000 We got ourselves a new witness. 838 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000 His words better than his bond. 839 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,000 That this here pole cap fraud it and did it just like he done us. 840 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,000 Sit down. 841 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000 Done for him, Finney, ain't ya? 842 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000 And you're in, coz, who's coming? 843 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000 And you're in, coz, can't stop it anymore. 844 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000 Sit down and be de-corp. 845 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,000 Your honor, if I may, before the court proceed. 846 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:16,000 Dan! 847 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:17,000 Hi! 848 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,000 Patrick Henry! 849 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:19,000 Oh! 850 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,000 Who's he? 851 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:22,000 Patrick Henry. 852 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000 What are you doing here? 853 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,000 I'm running for Congress. 854 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,000 I hope I can get on your support. 855 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,000 You don't need to ask. 856 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,000 I can even make a speech for you. 857 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,000 Well, a panel boon or ainting for you. 858 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:34,000 I guess you'd have no use for me and Mr. Dob. 859 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:38,000 Frader Feasley, why you ho-ho-capped. 860 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000 Is Mr. Dob with you? 861 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000 Just one answer and you're just stepped on him. 862 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000 Oh, Mr. Dob, I am so sorry. 863 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000 He doesn't know his own strength anymore. 864 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,000 Israel? 865 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,000 Israel? 866 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,000 I used to know you. 867 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,000 I know. 868 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,000 I was a lot smaller than... 869 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:59,000 Thank you. 870 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,000 I'll remember that next time. 871 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000 This court is in session. 872 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000 I do apologize, Your Honor. 873 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:09,000 If not expected meeting with dear friends. 874 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:12,000 Say, you are the old loony that's on trial here. 875 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:16,000 I am that self-same old loony. 876 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:20,000 Your Honor, Prader Feasley has not engaged me as his counsel. 877 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:24,000 No would I expect him to, but as a friend of court. 878 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,000 Now hold on. 879 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:26,000 What kind of friend is that? 880 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:29,000 Ami Kuskuri. 881 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,000 Your Honor, may I speak? 882 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,000 Go ahead. 883 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,000 I'm as curious as anybody else. 884 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,000 Your Honor, if not for Prader Beasley here, 885 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:38,000 I'd be a lawn bachelor today. 886 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:42,000 That means he didn't do them. 887 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000 Well, whatever Prader says is apt to be the truth, 888 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000 no matter how outrageous. 889 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000 I will not believe it. 890 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,000 Oh, Madam, picture me, a young fellow, 891 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:55,000 head over heels in love and tongue tied as a bashful coot. 892 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:58,000 I'm sure you must remember from your own courtship. 893 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:02,000 Prader Peasley gave me a filter distilled by his genius 894 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:05,000 and I quaffed a glass about soto. 895 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,000 Your Honor, it's just for her to drink. 896 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:10,000 Well, he charged you the recipe different according to the man. 897 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,000 Don't interrupt the congressman. 898 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,000 You testify at work? 899 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:18,000 It hit me like Joe Slunderbolt. 900 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:22,000 I took another small shot just for luck 901 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000 and staggered down to Sarah's house. 902 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:27,000 I asked and she said yes. 903 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:30,000 By the way, you still have that still? 904 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:33,000 Yes, and some of the finest branched water 905 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:36,000 that ever trickled down a man's throat. 906 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:40,000 Well, then, Your Honor, 907 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000 case dismissed, court adjourned. 908 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000 This tavern is open for business. 909 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:47,000 Good, Ducky wins over great Athens! 910 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,000 Hey! 911 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,000 Okay, I'll see you later. 912 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,000 Okay. 913 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,000 Is that Mr. Dob? 914 00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:04,000 Mr. Dob suggests that a drop of the hymnlock can be salutatory 915 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:07,000 to the continued morals of the body politic. 916 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:10,000 He hopes you're right about Kentucky, but he's not sure. 917 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000 Well, how about some of that branched water? 918 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:24,000 If you'd like me to draft that speech for you... 919 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:27,000 Wouldn't sound like Paul. 920 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,000 It'll do it your own way then. 921 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,000 Becky, my dear, this old lady. 922 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,000 Oh, and the next time you come, you bring Sarah. 923 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,000 Are you here? 924 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000 Well, you come up and visit us in Philadelphia. 925 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,000 The Capitol? 926 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,000 You can watch our nation taking forms. 927 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,000 Beautiful to see. 928 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,000 Well, we'll see what we can do. 929 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,000 Well, he acts like he smelled a bear. 930 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:47,000 Oh, Tother Day, 931 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:51,000 the Yankee folks were mad about the taxes. 932 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:58,000 And so we went like engines dressed to split the chest with axes. 933 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:02,000 Sir, for snake bite and voters who need mellowing, 934 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000 compliments of Mr. Dob. 935 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,000 I thank you on both counts. 936 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:09,000 And you thank Mr. Dob for me, too. 937 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:12,000 This is gonna come in mighty handy on some of these cold nights 938 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:15,000 when I'm out there campaigning for Congress. 939 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000 Well, now I better get at that, too. 940 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:19,000 I could look like it. 941 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,000 The hands to shake over here at item after dark aid. 942 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,000 Hey, Israel, 943 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:24,000 hope you'll let your folks leave you behind 944 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000 when they come up in Philadelphia. 945 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:27,000 Don't worry, I won't. 946 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:28,000 Bye. 947 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,000 All right? 948 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:36,000 You know, I'm thinking... 949 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:39,000 about being a congressman instead of a doctor. 950 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:49,000 You know, I'm thinking about being a congressman. 951 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 952 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 953 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 954 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 955 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 956 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 957 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 958 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 959 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 960 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 961 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 962 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:09,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 963 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 964 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 965 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 966 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 967 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 968 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 969 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 970 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 971 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:19,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 972 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 973 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 974 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 975 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 976 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 977 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 978 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:26,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 979 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:27,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 980 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 981 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 982 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 983 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 984 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:32,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 985 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 986 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 987 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 988 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:36,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 989 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 990 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 991 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 992 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 993 00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 994 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 995 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 996 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:45,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 997 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 998 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:47,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 999 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 1000 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:49,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 1001 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:50,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 1002 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 1003 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 1004 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 1005 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 1006 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 1007 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 1008 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 1009 00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:58,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 1010 00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:59,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman. 1011 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:00,000 I'm thinking about being a congressman.